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Moment of Awesome - Molly Hayes/Bruiser: Brainwashed with nanites, Molly tries very hard to help Kyle see things Fixer's way. Things that were very important to Molly Hayes were as follows: 1.) Help Mr. Fixer 2.) Stop people who would hurt Mr. Fixer 3.) Make everyone help Mr. Fixer 4.) Flossing After all, Mr. Fixer was the best thing ever, and if someone couldn't see that then she would have to show them, now wouldn't she? Sometimes people just needed a little bit of convincing. Besides, she had cool tiny robots IN HER BODY now to help her. This would be easy! People were running around fighting each other, and she spotted Kyle close by. He had been helping Mr. Fixer before but he wasn't anymore because she'd been silly and hadn't realized how cool it was to work for Mr. Fixer when she helped the stupid X-People to stop him. He'd be so much happier if he were helping Mr.Fixer again. She just knew it! But he was also really stubborn, so she'd probably have to fight dirty on this one. That sounded kinda fun. Besides, he'd heal, right? So that was her thought when she leaped from a catwalk overhead toward Kyle, attempting to tackle him off his feet. "LET ME HELP YOU!" "Fuck no!" Molly had definitely not been okay on her own. Kyle didn't have time to note to himself that leaving her on her own had been a shitty idea before he took a double-dose of her boots right in the chest. She hit so hard he skidded, claws breaking off on the concrete before he could pop upright and return the favor. His tackle was not nearly so effective. Molly was fifty tons of badass in a fourteen pound package. He got one knee into her gut, and felt his kneecap give a little. Molly glanced down curiously as she doubled over slightly, mainly from surprise, then looked back up at Kyle with a disappointed frown as her eyes flashed and she tried to level a punch at his face that would probably knock out some teeth and send him slamming into a nearby support beam. "Now you're just being unreasonable, Kyle," she said, shaking her head with a sigh. "Mr. Fixer just wants the world to be in harmony. He helped me see that. You can see it again too! Let me show you!" "Fuck harmony, fuck Norbert, fuck this." Kyle rolled back up from where he'd smacked into the beam, spat out some blood and broken pieces of tooth, and snarled. He shook his head a few times to clear it and then charged again, leaping high at the last minute to hook a leg around Molly's neck. "Bitch, I have had enough of Norbert." Molly's mouth dropped open at the string of cursing, and she started to protest, thrown off long enough allow Kyle's attack to send her sprawling to the ground with a heavy smack that resounded against the concrete. Reaching back, she grabbed a handful of hair to try to yank his head back (and possibly hard enough to pull parts of his scalp with it). "HOW DARE YOU TAKE MR. FIXER'S NAME IN VAIN!" she shrieked. Now he was just being rude. And mean! And a jerk! She went for his mouth with her other hand, trying to jam it in there like Hendrickson had done.