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| + | Player of [[Fred Dukes - Phase 1| Fred "The Blob" Dukes]] from [[March 2009]] until [[October 2014]] | ||
===About=== | ===About=== | ||
| − | Emerson. God, this jerk. What's his problem? He fancies himself a writer and filmmaker, but he's only ever done short films and local college magazines. He's apparently in love with college, because he's currently engaged in a | + | Emerson. God, this jerk. What's his problem? He fancies himself a writer and filmmaker, but he's only ever done short films and local college magazines. He's apparently in love with college, because he's currently engaged in a nine-year on-again/off-again romance with his Bachelors Degree, and he can only ever seems to hold down mindless soul-crushing jobs. You know, when he's not wasting his time watching Retsupurae or touting the cultural philosophy behind Jason Voorhees or getting stupid tattoos. |
Jackass. | Jackass. | ||
| − | Shall henceforce be known as Bobby Detroit, by his own decree. | + | <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Shall henceforce be known as Bobby Detroit, by his own decree.</span> This is what happens with Emerson and Coffee. He has no idea how much coffee he has ingested ever, and his answer to "Do you want a cup of coffee?" is always "'''YES.'''" Do not listen to him ever in relation to his coffee intake; him being allowed to drink coffee unsupervised leads to Memes and braindeath. |
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===Feedback/Awards=== | ===Feedback/Awards=== | ||
| − | [ | + | [https://x-project.dreamwidth.org/107367.html?thread=1132903#cmt1132903 Feedback - March 2009] |
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| + | [https://x-project.dreamwidth.org/132944.html?thread=1319248#cmt1319248 Feedback - March 2010] | ||
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| + | [https://x-project.dreamwidth.org/163199.html?thread=1397119#cmt1397119 Feedback - September 2011] | ||
| − | [ | + | [https://x-project.dreamwidth.org/183544.html?thread=1480184#cmt1480184 Feedback - August 2012] |
| − | [ | + | [https://x-project.dreamwidth.org/210692.html?thread=1597188#cmt1597188 Feedback - December 2013] |
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[[Image: Xpaward.jpg]] - for [https://groups.google.com/d/msg/x_journal/iy8Eal_Gnug/i2lnUpD9A_sJ this] and [https://groups.google.com/d/msg/x_journal/iy8Eal_Gnug/EJeEJHDyQYQJ this]. | [[Image: Xpaward.jpg]] - for [https://groups.google.com/d/msg/x_journal/iy8Eal_Gnug/i2lnUpD9A_sJ this] and [https://groups.google.com/d/msg/x_journal/iy8Eal_Gnug/EJeEJHDyQYQJ this]. | ||
| − | [[Category: Players]] | + | [[Category: Retired Players]] |
[[Category: 2009]] | [[Category: 2009]] | ||
Latest revision as of 19:47, 6 November 2021
Contents
Player of Fred "The Blob" Dukes from March 2009 until October 2014
About
Emerson. God, this jerk. What's his problem? He fancies himself a writer and filmmaker, but he's only ever done short films and local college magazines. He's apparently in love with college, because he's currently engaged in a nine-year on-again/off-again romance with his Bachelors Degree, and he can only ever seems to hold down mindless soul-crushing jobs. You know, when he's not wasting his time watching Retsupurae or touting the cultural philosophy behind Jason Voorhees or getting stupid tattoos.
Jackass.
Shall henceforce be known as Bobby Detroit, by his own decree. This is what happens with Emerson and Coffee. He has no idea how much coffee he has ingested ever, and his answer to "Do you want a cup of coffee?" is always "YES." Do not listen to him ever in relation to his coffee intake; him being allowed to drink coffee unsupervised leads to Memes and braindeath.
...#whoisSarjak
